#IT Job

[blackkat15]

Not these kids saying "gyat" at me when I bent over to fix a computer 💀

[goolden]

no one:

random thought: do lungs work in business continuity?

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[bowelfly]

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

[jakeperalta]

saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[yellenabelova]

Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[zooophagous]

Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.